Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions.2 Difficult to Understand.3 More Explanation is Needed.4 Result is always FAIL!


A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,"Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

SILENCEIs d best Answerfor all questions SMILEIs d best Reactionin all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help Inany EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW 


Examiner: Why Are You Under Tension? Did You Forget Hall Ticket, ID, Or Calculator? Student: No Sir!!! By Mistake I Brought Tomorrow Exam’s Chit Today:-)

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

 It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.


To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.



Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->




"The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely...."


A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!



Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com



My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?‚
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near‚