SMS Gallery

2012-01-29T04:36:00.001-08:00

Saying gudnite is not just putting
an end to a day.Its a way of saying
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.
Hope u can feel the care that goes with it
GOOD NIGHT

2012-01-29T04:35:00.003-08:00

2 friends, 'see' & 'saw':
1 day 'see' saw sea & 'saw' didnt see sea.
?See? saw sea and jumped in sea.
?Saw? didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
?See? saw 'saw' in sea & 'saw' saw 'see' in sea. See'...

2012-01-29T04:35:00.001-08:00

The two toed turkey towed two tubs of tea.
Where is the tea the two towed turkey towed?
Tossed in the tunnel where the key can protent
it from the tounge of the tea tasting toad.

2012-01-29T04:34:00.003-08:00

She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was on her and ?off her.

2012-01-29T04:34:00.001-08:00

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
3 smart fellows and they all felt smart.

2012-01-29T04:33:00.003-08:00

A skunk sat on a stump & thunk the stump stunk,
Bt the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

2012-01-29T04:33:00.001-08:00

A twister of twists once twisted a twist; A twist that he twisted ws a 3 twisted twist;
If in twisting a twist 1 twist should untwist, The untwisted twist would untwist tha twist.

2012-01-29T04:32:00.003-08:00

Solve this riddle
"The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I?

2012-01-29T04:32:00.001-08:00

She sells sea shells on Da sea shor
But Da sea shells Dat she sells
On Da sea shor r not Da real 1
s

2012-01-29T04:31:00.003-08:00

If u understand, say "understand".
If u don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if u understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that u understand? Understand!

2012-01-29T04:31:00.001-08:00

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn"t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn"t have thought so much.

2012-01-29T04:30:00.001-08:00

if love is sweet
why does it hurt
if love is deep
why does it burn
if love is warm
why do we shiver
if love is tender
why do we cry
if love is forever
why do we die

2012-01-29T04:29:00.001-08:00

I Don't Have To Speak Loud Just To Say W8
I Wanna Tell U A Soft Whisper Of "I Miss U
Is Enuf Coz Its Not My Mouth That Really
Speaks Its My Heart..

2012-01-29T04:28:00.001-08:00

I miss you like a cloud with no sun in the sky
It has nothing to look up to and so it cries

Crying raindrops fall onto the ground
To just fade to nothing, nowhere to be found,

2012-01-29T04:27:00.003-08:00

Miss call means, M-My heart I-Is always S-Silently S-Saying i miss u. By . . . . . Zero Balance Holders Association!

2012-01-29T04:27:00.001-08:00

People now a days are like Bluetooth If you stay close, they stay connected and if u go away, they find new devices..! Sad but true.!!

2012-01-29T04:26:00.003-08:00

Jet Airways (Goyal) and Kingfisher (Malya) Joining Hands & merging their airlines, The new airline will be named as ”GOL MAL” Airlines.

2012-01-29T04:26:00.001-08:00

I wish people would be honest and say: “Hey, I’m coming into your life but I have no intentions of staying long, so don’t get too attached!

2012-01-29T04:25:00.001-08:00

Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens....
I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of.

2012-01-29T04:24:00.003-08:00

Even though we are not together this Valentines Day but i'll be with you wherever you go.
Love you always.You have opened the doors of my heart. Now it's for you to walk through it.

2012-01-29T04:24:00.001-08:00

Press down if you miss me. Talaga? Sweet mo naman. You really miss me huh? Still pressing down. Impressed na ako, ha? Sobrang miss na yan. Well, I miss you too.

2012-01-29T04:23:00.001-08:00

I will walk with you side by side for only one condition: hide your wings every time we walk together because the whole world might know that you're my angel!

2012-01-29T04:22:00.003-08:00

Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early!
So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!

2012-01-29T04:22:00.001-08:00

The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you.
That's why I Love You

2012-01-29T04:21:00.003-08:00

I wish I'd be a tear in your eye to roll down your cheek and end up with your lips but I never wish you'd be a tear in my eye for I would lose you every time I cry.

2012-01-29T04:21:00.001-08:00

U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight. Those words run thru my head day & nite. I dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!

2012-01-29T04:20:00.001-08:00

The tradegy about life is not death itself
But it’s when something dies within you while
U still alive bcoz u live 2 fell the hurt,
Love is very important in life and it almost died within me
But u came and rescued it.

2012-01-29T04:17:00.001-08:00

1-8
year old
girls love mom

8-14
year love dad

14-25
girls love
SALMAN

25-50 love
Husband

50-100
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ohh write ur own name
dude after alL ur
r my besT frND:-)

2012-01-29T04:16:00.001-08:00

You Teach People How To Treat You.
If You Carry Yourself In A
' Certain Way',

People Are Going To Treat You In A 'Certain Way' :]

2012-01-29T04:15:00.007-08:00

Stand Often In The Company 0f
D r e a m e r s...
They Believe You Can
Achieve Impossible Things...

2012-01-29T04:15:00.003-08:00

People R Like
Music
Some Speak The Truth
N
0thers R Just Noise ...

2012-01-29T04:14:00.003-08:00

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.

2012-01-29T04:13:00.007-08:00

Storms make oaks take roots.

2012-01-29T04:13:00.003-08:00

Take calculated risks.
That is quite different from being rash.

2012-01-29T04:13:00.001-08:00

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "Always do what you are afraid to do."

2012-01-29T04:09:00.005-08:00

An ideal day should begin with
a cute little yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hand &
A sms from me on your mobile?!
Have a great day!
Good Morning.

2012-01-29T04:08:00.007-08:00

Good Morning..!
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Ab neeche nashta
dhond rahe ho kia?
Aik bar keh to diya
"Good Morning"

2012-01-29T04:08:00.005-08:00

May you begin this day with a smile on your face,
and with happiness for your soul to embrace.
Good Morning my love

2012-01-29T04:08:00.003-08:00

Many peoples realize their
hearts' desires late in life
Continue learning
Never stop striving
&
Keep Ur curiosity sharp
&
You'll never become too old 2
appreciate life
~ Good Morning ~

2012-01-29T04:08:00.001-08:00

What is love?
In Math, it's a problem.
In History, it's a battle.
In Science, it's a reaction.
In Art, it's a heart.

2012-01-29T04:07:00.009-08:00

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that majority of the men have started loving their own wives!

2012-01-29T04:07:00.007-08:00

God's blessings come as a surprise
but
how much you receive
depends on
how much your heart believes !
May you be blessed beyond you expectations
Good morning ... :)

2012-01-29T04:07:00.005-08:00

Headlines:
42% of Indian children underweight, PM calls it a 'National Shame'.
What about the 50% children & 80% adults who are overweight/obese. Is that A National Pride?

2012-01-29T04:07:00.003-08:00

"You have no idea how good
it feels to wake up every
morning knowing you are
mine and i am yours"
Have a great day ahead

2012-01-29T04:07:00.001-08:00

Everyone Has To Admit
That The Most Depressing Moment Is When
You Wake Up Early And
Realize That You Only Have
Five Minutes Of Sleep Left.
Good Morning :)

2012-01-29T04:06:00.003-08:00

Never blame any day in your life.
Good days give u happiness,
Bad days give u experience.
Worst days give u a lesson.
Have a good morning and great day ahead.

2012-01-29T04:06:00.001-08:00

Morning is a special gift
from ''ALLAH" after a restful sleep,
its a new chance 2do better & try again
where we failed b4.
ENJOY GOOD MORNING

2012-01-29T04:05:00.003-08:00

For a nice friend
"nice morning"..
For a sweet friend
"sweet morning"
For a loving friend
"lovely morning"
For a Good friend
"good morning"

2012-01-29T04:05:00.001-08:00

"The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long"
Good morning and have a nice day.

2012-01-29T04:03:00.001-08:00

10 Msgs 4u
1 Hi
2 Hello
3 I miss U
4 HrU?
5 Hope Ur fine
6 Keep smiling
7 Take care
8 God Bles U
9 B happy
10 GOOD NIGHT

2012-01-29T04:02:00.005-08:00

A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams...

2012-01-29T04:02:00.003-08:00

Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give
u back ur lost things! 'good night'.

2012-01-29T04:02:00.001-08:00

Dreams touch your heart and soul,
it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.
Hope U'll have the sweetest dream tonight...
Good Night

2012-01-29T04:01:00.005-08:00

One day i may die without saying good bye to U.
But i will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life
Good Night

2012-01-29T04:01:00.003-08:00

"S.L.E.E.P"
S-Say thanks to the god.
L-Lying on the bed.
E- Eyes closed slowly
E-End of the day.
P-Plan for the next day.
'G00D NIGHT'

2012-01-29T04:01:00.001-08:00

Night doesn't become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night

2012-01-29T04:00:00.007-08:00

Now, Birds R Silent.
Buterflies R Hanging..
Sun Is Sleeping
Moon Is Watching U, Sshhhhhhhh..
Its Time 2 Sleep,Close Ur Eyes..
Sweet Dreams..

2012-01-29T04:00:00.005-08:00

Forward this message to ten people
U’ll get nothing its true,
its working,
even I did’nt get anything !
Except a lovely SMILE from YOUR face….

2012-01-29T04:00:00.003-08:00

. ' 12 ' .
9 !/ 3
' . 6 . '
. ' 12 ' .
9 !_ 3
' . 6 . '
. ' 12 ' .
9 _! 3
' . 6 . '
still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

2012-01-29T04:00:00.001-08:00

I decided to send you the cutest
and sweetest gift of the world.
But the postman shouted at me saying,
Get out of the post box.

2012-01-29T03:59:00.001-08:00

Among the stars
you´re the one that shines the most.
Among the winds
you´re the one that brings the warm air.
Among the people
you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

2012-01-29T03:58:00.005-08:00

HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND
THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,
HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE
JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 UUU

2012-01-29T03:58:00.003-08:00

My day start with ur name
and my day stop with ur name
I cant hold my self just thinking about u that how much I love you,
if you wanna know about this.
Just search my self in ur heart.

2012-01-29T03:58:00.001-08:00

One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
crying today.
He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.
It was a day when you were born.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

2012-01-29T03:57:00.007-08:00

You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday :)

2012-01-29T03:57:00.005-08:00

my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile's battry was also verylow,
thats y i can't get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B'DAY 2 U

2012-01-29T03:57:00.003-08:00

I am dancing and singing on your birthday!
Only that you cant see me!!
Happy birthday
Wish I was celebrating with you.

2012-01-29T03:57:00.001-08:00

I smile at whom I LIKE;
I cry 4 whom i CARE;
I share with whom I LOVE;
i laugh with whom i ENJOY;
i send sms only 2 those
whom i never want 2 lose

2012-01-29T03:56:00.003-08:00

I may not be by your side..
Celebrating your special day with you..
But i want you to know
that i am thinking of you
& wishing you
a wonderful birthday !

2012-01-29T03:56:00.001-08:00

Forward this message to ten people
U’ll get nothing its true,
its working,
even I did’nt get anything !
Except a lovely SMILE from YOUR face….

2012-01-29T03:55:00.001-08:00

Forward this message to ten people
U’ll get nothing its true,
its working,
even I did’nt get anything !
Except a lovely SMILE from YOUR face…

2012-01-29T03:54:00.003-08:00

Hello!!
What’s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times
but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

2012-01-29T03:54:00.001-08:00

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

2012-01-29T03:53:00.003-08:00

I Miss You
when
You Are Not Near Me
I Long To Hear
Your Steps
That’s By Far,
The Sweetest Music
My Ears Await Everyday …

2012-01-29T03:53:00.001-08:00

Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo' u were born in d zoo' with d monkeys 'n donkeys dats looks just like u!

2012-01-29T03:52:00.003-08:00

Do U Know???
The Meaning Of. . . Healthy Life…??
1 Hour Exercise?
2 Time Bath?
3 Time Eat?
5 Times Pray?
6 Hour Sleep?
8 Hour Work?
& 1 Min Thinking Of Me.

2012-01-29T03:52:00.001-08:00

Wen U r lonely, m sad..
Wen U r happy, m glad..
Remember that what ever U feel i feel it twice..
So if U miss me 1ce,
I Miss U 2ce:-)

2012-01-29T03:51:00.002-08:00

Sometime I don’t say you Hi….
Some time I don’t reply…
Sometime I don’t SMS you…
But
It doesn’t mean, I forget you.
It means,
I am giving you time to miss me.

2012-01-29T03:50:00.004-08:00

A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own

2012-01-29T03:50:00.000-08:00

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

2012-01-29T03:49:00.001-08:00

"Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
"Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU".

2012-01-29T03:48:00.001-08:00

Thinking of you
and the good times we spent
make me smile!
Happy birthday to a friend who is always
close to my heart.

2012-01-29T03:45:00.006-08:00

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

2012-01-29T03:45:00.004-08:00

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

2012-01-29T03:45:00.002-08:00

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

2012-01-29T03:45:00.000-08:00

One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

2012-01-29T03:44:00.003-08:00

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

2012-01-29T03:44:00.001-08:00

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

2012-01-29T03:43:00.003-08:00

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.

2012-01-29T03:43:00.001-08:00

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

2012-01-29T03:42:00.003-08:00

Go SMS go to my sweet friend....
Go very Slowly ...
Don't Make Noise ..
If He is Busy..
Don't say anything, If he is free then....
Say with love "I Miss U Lot"....

2012-01-29T03:42:00.001-08:00

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every day of month
In every moment of the Day !

2012-01-29T03:41:00.006-08:00

Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember the time u cried together! But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together

2012-01-29T03:41:00.004-08:00

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

2012-01-29T03:41:00.002-08:00

A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing.

2012-01-29T03:41:00.000-08:00

Those we Luv never go away, they walk beside us everyday... unseen & unheard, still near... still loved... still Missed & still very dear. Missing U

2012-01-29T03:40:00.003-08:00

Flower says:touch me notMessage says:Erase me notTime says:Waste me notAnd i says............Forget me NoT

2012-01-29T03:40:00.001-08:00

Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

2012-01-29T03:39:00.001-08:00

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

2012-01-29T03:38:00.004-08:00

Pathan committing suicide,
someone asked the reason.
He said:
My wife runaway with my friend.
I can’t live without my friend.